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Tanner

"I exclusively write Christian IDM"
Down-tempo / IDM / Trip Hop
Tanner rapes the willing, enjoys wearing wool socks with sandals, and has a giant american flag painted on the bumper of his 16 cylinder Ford F-950. He loves ending sentences by adding "ski" to the end of words because its hilarious and hip, especially if your some early 20s white dude who is slightly overweight and own at least one grateful dead t-shirt.

Tanner has a 13 inch synthetic penis which he uses with grace, and powerful force. "What can I say? It's truly magical." was his response when asked about the topic.

He also is writing this bio in third person so it sounds like he's really cool and important and a stellar musician.